Why it's better to be a woman~!!

1. We got off titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriends clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. Taxis stop for us.

7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

8. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies...

9. We can hug our friends, without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

10. We can hug our friends, without wondering if we're gay.

11. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

12. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problem. (It's true~!)

14. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

15. We know which glass was ours by lipstick mark.

16. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.